7 Things Triathletes Say

7 Things Triathletes Say … Sort of

  1. Just one more hill … then the big hill, then four more hills, and five more miles to the parking area.
  2. Suck it up … A lot of people have to change two tires on a 100 mile ride, lose their glasses and have a gel stolen by a groundhog.
  3. Sweat is fat crying … as long as nobody sees you crying.
  4. Pain is temporary … chicks dig scars and glory lasts forever. Hopefully this taste in my mouth will only last another hour tops.
  5. I can do anything for 2 miles … almost anything, some things, something.
  6. We are almost done … with this workout. Then one more workout today and that’s it.
  7. I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on … That didn’t come out right. Nice bike tan lines! I’m not helping myself out of this hole am I?

Pick a number! Which one is your favorite or sounds like you?

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