I miss jogging in place at crosswalks, dodging cars, and shin splints from running on sidewalks.
Of course, I have all my toenails! Want to see them?
It’s a great race but it needs more porta johns.
I love the smell of the pines, the burbling streams, and mosaics of fall leaves but I feel nostalgic for political signs.
My winter layering scheme is basically a high-tech base layer, running shorts, and anything under $5 at the thrift store.
You can spend too much on running shoes.
I read Born to Run but I thought the author didn’t put enough emphasis on barefoot running.
I have never caught a root, faceplanted on the trail, and tried to pass the bruises off at work by claiming I was in a bar fight.
Yes, I put a sticker on your Camelbak that read: Caution Frequent Stops.
I have never used duct tape on my feet, shoes, shins, or glasses.
I’ll tell you the difference between trail running and power hiking: witnesses.
Shoutout to Ronnie Willis for contributing to this post.
Informational Links:
Trail running tips from Runner’s World
Trail Running Terms from Trail & Kale
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