Category: Humor

7 Signs You Have an Annoying Training Partner

While out running with your training partner you sight a tornado, and they insist on running at least three more miles to stay on their training plan. Your training partner plans summer runs and bike rides around the ice cream truck schedule. Your training partner signed you up for a group exercise class that involved […]

7 Signs You Might be a Bad Triathlete

  1) You ask the race director if she can move the swim to last so you can cool off after the run. She declines citing rules.   2) On the swim you collide with a buoy, overturn a kayak and startle a mallard.   3) You use a helium balloon to find you bike […]

7 Signs You Might be a Bad Trail Runner

People ask you to demonstrate your ability to touch your ankle bones to the ground Your running partners chipped in and got you elbow pads and shin guards for Christmas.  Your nicknames include root sweeper, tree checker and thud. (Yes I borrowed some trail names from Medoc Trail Races.) You get lost so often that […]