- You still won’t talk to strangers on an elevator but you will strip naked in a changing tent with 100 other athletes.
- You actually brag about your ability to pee while on the move: swim, bike or run.
- You were once found passed out next to your bike in a public park. To this day you insist you were looking for a lost contact lens.
- You have had people swim over you so many times in races that you now consider it a free massage.
- On one ride you got so lost your Garmin display actually read WTF.
- One time realizing that you forgot your salt pills. You stopped at at roadside diner and stealthily – but still wearing your bike shoes – crossed their wooden deck and stole a salt shaker off one of the tables. For this daring daylight crime your training partner nicknamed you, the Salt Ninja.
- You foolishly increase your run distance too fast and develop a bad case of shin splints. When asked why you are walking weird, you claim to be practicing a Romanian folk dance. People point out that you are Irish.
